Wedding Day Massacre

Wedding Day Massacre by Aron Beauregard

I NOW PRONOUNCE YOUR END OF LIFE…

It’s that special day. The day when everything’s supposed to be perfect. The day when everyone is supposed to drink too much and party like it’s nineteen-ninety-nine. A day when family and friends show their support for the beginning of a beautiful bond.

But what if someone wasn’t there just to celebrate and have fun? What if the extravagant isolated destination was chosen for a more nefarious reason than assumed? What if someone at the ceremony held a dark secret? One that would see those in attendance slaughtered and humiliated in ways so nightmarish, they’re beyond imagination. What if most everyone at the celebration had unknowingly attended a Wedding Day Massacre?

Splatterpunk Award nominated author Aron Beauregard extends his invitation to you.

WARNING: This book contains graphic content. Reader discretion is advised.

The IndieMuse Review

For those of you who don’t know Aron’s writing, I will do my best to explain: Aron Beauregard is a force of nature. His imagination can be seen as Mount Vesuvius and his ideas are like an eruption. The stories are lava which destroys everything in its path. And, of course, his characters are the people of Pompeii.

The warnings he gives to sensitive readers should be heeded…and sometimes even those who think they are impervious to horror. In other words, the excrement will hit the punkah and leave more than a farrago of cruor…so, do you feel lucky, punk?

Wedding Day Massacre shows the skills of the author improving with every publication, and it was impressive to start with. Yes, many will die, but in the end, it will be done unapologetically and sometimes in bad taste. When I look back on some reviews of his previous books and I see the one star comments of how sick and wrong his stories are, I have to laugh. If the covers and the warnings do not stop you, what exactly did you expect? A teen rom-com?

Back to the story: It is the greatest day in their lives—the rich husband, the gold-digger wife, the friends and family who gather to celebrate something wonderful…but that’s been done, so how can we make this one unique?

Well, if everyone dies…hmmm?

How inventive can murder get?

The title tells you everything you need to know. There will be things you won’t expect and, if you underestimate this writer about coming up with something even more disgusting, sick and vile than the last book, just read and see.

If I can sum up this story in one sentence:

There is a new level of deconfuckulation heading your way, take all necessary precautions!

MORT STONE

Mort Stone lives in untamed Africa, where he rides his lion to work every morning to slave away as a scientist who learned how to fake competency.

Reading is his passion…well, the one he can admit to, anyway. As an aggressive pacifist, he chooses to fight vicariously through stories which can bring him no physical harm.

While he is almost confidant that his IQ is in the top 50%, his wife regularly reminds him of all the stupid things he does. He will neither admit nor deny the accusations of sarcasm, but he can act like he cares. Most of the time.

As an avid reader of horror and thrillers, and somewhat of a movie buff in those genres, he still blames his insomnia on Global Warming. Because he can.

He would also like to apologize in advance for any swear words which might slip through…he will blame that on the insomnia.

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