SCREAMING GREENS by Patrick Kill

Welcome to the deadliest golf course on earth! A horrible death awaits most golfers who tee off on this extreme course. But they deserve to die anyway just for taking part in what is inarguably mankind’s most pathetic sport.

Patrick Kill has only set foot on a golf course once, then decided to join the PHA (Professional Haters Association) instead. This was the exact same day the grounds crew of that same course was forced to put out a small brush fire in the rough on Hole 14 and dig up half-buried broken golf clubs that resembled lawn darts on every single green. His cart was found in flames crashed into an 18th-hole sand trap. His caddy’s corpse was discovered weeks later in a water hazard with tees lodged in both eyes and a putter shoved up his rectum.

Screaming Greens is Patrick Kill’s literary salute to the world’s stupidest sport.

This is also story #8 in the Death To Humans series.

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  1. Waylon Baier

    I loved this book! It had a little bit of everything, and awesome characters. The storyline moved along flawlessly and kept me totally involved. If these characters were to appear again for another book, I would be along for the ride.

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  2. Bonny Irwin  

    I enjoyed this story so much. I’m speechless. The way this story was told was so original. I highly recommend it to everyone. I’m sure you do not want to put it down, not even for a minute.

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