Our Top-10 Favorite Jon Bassoff Tweets

Since the slight downtime of the recent holiday season, I’ve tasked our curators with rating the top-10 best Jon Bassoff tweets from the past few months (plus one pinned).

Why? Because not only is Jon a recommended author here at IndieMuse who we follow on Twitter, his tweets are a nice reprieve from me sifting through hours of self-promotional spin on a daily basis.

My only question after noticing these stand-out tweets is: will we soon be moving Jon from the Horror Hub to our Humor hub? You decide (and be sure to follow the author on Twitter and get his latest book from Eraserhead Press)!

#10

Not everybody knows that I was an original member of Gladys Knight and the Pips. Some of the best days of my life. pic.twitter.com/pQAkreCCwf
— Jon "Lowlife" Bassoff (@jonbassoff) November 18, 2020

#9

If I ever write a script for a Hallmark movie, I’m going to include some white people because I feel like they’re sorely underrepresented.
— Jon "Lowlife" Bassoff (@jonbassoff) November 25, 2020

#8

My prayers and hopes are like every other parent: I want my children's lives to be just a little worse than mine.
— Jon "Lowlife" Bassoff (@jonbassoff) November 20, 2020

#7

I won a Grammy for Best R&B Performance!#iWon pic.twitter.com/8J2gSBfAoj
— Jon "Lowlife" Bassoff (@jonbassoff) November 16, 2020

#6

For those of you who criticize my novels, I have a simple, yet powerful, response: my mommy consistently assures me that I'm gifted.
— Jon "Lowlife" Bassoff (@jonbassoff) December 3, 2020

#5

I’m trying to earn some extra money. Question: do you think people would purchase a Jon Bassoff action figure? Be honest. Here’s a prototype. pic.twitter.com/LB0EmpaPsO
— Jon "Lowlife" Bassoff (@jonbassoff) December 19, 2020

#4

Do you think Daryl Hall will get the vaccine before John Oates because Oates is a non-essential worker?
— Jon "Lowlife" Bassoff (@jonbassoff) December 29, 2020

#3

Times are tough all over, especially for me. With book sales flat, to earn some extra money, I have no choice but to include product placements in my posts. As you can see, I’m not happy about it. So far Swanson is the only company willing to pay. Taste The Swanson Difference™ pic.twitter.com/YZSCZ5vfcE
— Jon "Lowlife" Bassoff (@jonbassoff) December 9, 2020

#2

A lot of people confuse the author with the narrator. My narrators have killed dozens of people. I’ve only killed three.
— Jon "Lowlife" Bassoff (@jonbassoff) January 26, 2019

#1

You can tell this has been a rough year. An ice cream truck just drove by and they were playing “The End” by The Doors.
— Jon "Lowlife" Bassoff (@jonbassoff) December 20, 2020

Patrick Zonn

Patrick Zonn is a former journalist and communications director for a major publisher. He is the lead curator at IndieMuse.

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